and i feel fine

[jossish]

If I see or hear one more alarmist piece of crap about how turning on the LHC will make the world end, I am going to punch someone. FFS.

Comments

[scaryjeff.livejournal.com]

Eugh.. tell me about it. I had a rather loud "discussion" with someone at work today about how it won't destroy the planet.

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

Large Hadron Collider =/= Infinite Improbability Drive

[mybadhairlife.livejournal.com]

Well, those idiots are clearly misinformed. When they turn on the LHC, they will create a teeny new universe which we can use to create new breeds of teeny slave aliens who will fetch our beer and make our beds.

People are so stoopid.

[aoanla.livejournal.com]

It certainly won't destroy the planet on the 10th, anyway - all they're doing is circulating protons in one direction.

The collisions aren't going to happen for another month or so.

[spritelord.livejournal.com]

I have to say, the first thing I think when you say something like that is "I'm out of reach..."